Sunday , 24 September 2017

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Man kills a burglar that turns out to be his son

Via Reuters

A Connecticut man shoots and kills a masked burglar only to find out it's his son.  You would think the son would have waited till no one was home to rob the place.  But I guess if he's not smart enough to do that, then he's also not smart enough to get a job.

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Ricardo Aleman

Ricardo Aleman

I know the guy that runs this place
Hoboken, NJ

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Doctor that removes the wrong lung let back to work

Dr. Santusht Perera, who removed the wrong lung in a patient about ten years ago, is now being let back into the operating room in Hoboken, NJ. I'm sure he's a great surgeon, just a little dyslexic, so he will be supervised for a year: "Left hand makes the L, Doc."

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Ricardo Aleman

Ricardo Aleman

I know the guy that runs this place
Hoboken, NJ

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Learning from parents' addictions

I was talking to my friend Jessica last night, and she was saying how she rarely drinks, and has never done drugs.  Growing up she saw the effects of drugs and alcohol on her parents, and that's why she's mostly straight edge.

I learned a similar lesson with my mom's addictions.  Growing up she would do an enormous amount of cleaning only to have me mess up the house again. So as an adult bachelor I'm pretty straight edged about not cleaning... I'm just going to mess it up again.  That's called foresight and good time management. 

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Ricardo Aleman

Ricardo Aleman

I know the guy that runs this place
Hoboken, NJ
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